Come on, who are we kidding? We all know it. She is gorgeous, talented, and fun to be around, but there is one aspect that is above and beyond all other women. I am, of course speaking of the beasts of Brittany Labus of Oklahoma.
Congress needs to act, and act now. A public declaration must be passed through congress stating that Brittany has the most pert, perky, and all together perfect breasts in all the land. Do it for America. Do it or the communists win!