Titling the Gerald R. Ford class supercarrier the "USS Kid Rock" would present a new paradigm in both naval superiority and military bitchingness. I believe that I speak for millions of Americans when I humbly request the executive branch to christen our latest naval weaponry after one of our nation's (and dare I say century's) greatest artists/asskickers. Imagine the terror that will strike our enemies' hearts when the USS Kid Rock emerges over the horizon, with "American Badass" (I would also settle for "Bawitdaba") blaring over its sound system, as cruise missiles rain hellfire onto their homelands. Our enemies will know full well that the superior firepower of our carrier will, in the eternal words of Mr. Rock, "f*ck some h*es before I rock this place".
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