Tortoises can meet the requirements of becoming president. They can reach the age of 35 and if born in America then they are considered American citizens. Tortoises are peaceful creatures that will bring peace to the country that we desperately need in this time. Also who wants to fight a country with a tortoise as part of its government? No one that's who. Everyone will want to be friends with a tortoise and we will gain more allies in times where the tortoise is no longer our president. Thank you for your time.
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