Trade Dennis Rodman to North Korea in exchange for the return of Kenneth Bae

Dennis Rodman has made it explicitly clear that he enjoys North Korea and the friendship and leadership of Kim Jong Un. In order to make Mr. Rodman happy, and the family of Mr. Kenneth Bae, we offer a trade that will make the people of the United States happy as it will repatriate a man who would gladly be here in the United States as opposed to being imprisoned in a North Korean prison/labor camp, and Mr. Rodman would be able to spend more time with his dear friend Kim Jong Un. Mr. Rodman has given aid and comfort to the leadership and policies of North Korea, I think in the spirit of the cold war we can offer this trade.