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Transfer all federal administrative authority to Google Glass Ambassadors

Created by E.P. on March 25, 2014

Mister Obama,

I have the utmost respect for you Sir. America is a great country and you've worked hard to bring its affairs in order. But I'm afraid you're fighting a battle that can't be won. The Washington regime has become incompetent over the years. It is no longer able to face the difficult challenges that lay ahead. I think it's time for a peaceful change.

I implore you to call a national referendum to do the following:

1. Annex Canada and Mexico.

2. Transfer administrative authority to the members of the Google Glass Ambassadors program.

3. Appoint Sarah Slocum CEO of Amerio-Canadaxico.

It's time for the U.S. Regime to take its exit from history and do what's best for America. Glassholes can offer us good governance and prevent further American decline.

-Poop

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