Mister Obama,
The Washington regime has become incompetent over the years. It is no longer able to face the difficult challenges that lay ahead. I think it's time for a peaceful change.
I implore you to call a national referendum to do the following:
1. Retire all government employees with full pensions. Except all members of congress who will perform on webcam for our amusement.
2. Transfer administrative authority to something awful forums poster Sharkie.
3. Appoint something awful forums poster Sharkie CEO of America.
It's time for the U.S. Regime to politely take its exit from history and do what's best. Sharkie can offer us a way forward to distract us from the inevitable American decline.
The way forward:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%A9_Manuel_Rodriguez_Delgad