The Founding Fathers wisely held that all men are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights. Stuff like Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. We could go on and on. And what could be more unalienable than to transform the steps of the US Capital to a Slip N Slide on a biannual basis? Works for me. Thus, we the People ask the Administration to, on a biannual basis, provide sufficient Resources and Talents as to modify the US Capital Steps to a wicked awesome Slip N Slide to be enjoyed by all Peoples, irrespective of race, creed, or propensity for sanity from 8:00 a.m. Saturday through 12:00 midnight Sunday twice per year on the occasion of the Solstice and whatever they call it 6 months later. Rain or shine. First come, first served.
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