President Obama, you got two years left and you need to at least go out in style. Next G20 summit turn the script on Putin who loves to put shawls on lady shoulders! Walk up to him with the swagger of an American God Eagle and drape a smexy shawl(something lacy and lavender. it would match his eyes) over his shoulders like you're the captain of the varsity football team and he's your cheer-leading queen. The look on his face would be priceless.
Now if you punk out, you gotta pay off a post grad's student loan debts(preferably mine)with your own money; That's pretty fair deal if you ask me. See this as an opportunity to either build your legacy to a whole new level or forever etch a single deed of kindness deep into the heart of an American.
So what's it gonna be Mr.President?