True Democratic Executive Office Policy

I propose that for the current election cycle, we replace the popular vote with an exhumed Nixon's corpse on a drone controlled by twitch.tv. We could call it "Twitch Plays President." During the entire 4 year cycle, anyone who logs into twitch.tv can enter commands into a pool. The commands would be simple directions, "yes" or "no" commands, etc.). Based off of a randomizing cycle, the commands would be uploaded to the drone, which would control the president. It would operate very similar to "Twitch Plays Pokemon." Let's be fair, a dead Nixon on a stick controlled by random inputs submitted by the same crowed that came up with "Boaty McBoatface" is going to perform better than Hillary or Trump.