President Obama ran his 2008 election campaign heavily based in mech-technology, also oft touting his love for the 16th President, the late great Abraham Lincoln. Now with months left of his presidency and two leading candidates who have not even uttered the words robo-Lincoln, now is the time. Our military is so depleted, ISIS continues to be a threat to world peace. If there is one man in history who could bring the world together it is Mecha-Lincoln. By my estimate the conversion of the ornate monument into a terrorist slaying machine would cost around 500 to 600 million dollars depending on how long of a range jet pack you would attach. As the man himself said, "In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the amount of terrorists you melt with your napalm breath."
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