Turn the State of the Union Address into a hibachi show

The President, instead of making a boring speech, would grill steak and rice on a hibachi and serve it to Congress. Maybe he could flip a shrimp into his pocket and do some cool knife tricks. He could probably do that onion volcano thing. I always like when they do that. Maybe after the hibachi, the President could do karaoke with Congress. I think this would be a pretty bipartisan event because everyone loves hibachi and karaoke. After the hibachi and karaoke, everyone could watch a movie or something. I'd suggest that they watch The Grand Budapest Hotel, but that decision is up to Congress. If you really think about it, you could watch any movie by Wes Anderson. They tend to be pretty fun to watch with friends.