Mr. President,
As a war veteran, and having seen the catastrophic toll war takes on young soldiers, its time to force world leaders to settle their own problems with a good ole fashion bare knuckle brawl.
Don't like what Putin says? Drop a hulk hogan ankle slam on him. China got you down? There's an arm bar for that!
Do what's right for the youth of America, and replace the pentagon with an octagon.