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Turn the United States into a monarchy and name my cat supreme leader,and invade Gaul

Created by J.N. on January 29, 2014

The people are sick of all this fighting, and the only solution is to name my cat emperor and invade Gaul for the glory of our new empire. I also wish to carry out the roman emperor Caligula's war against the sea because it is the leading cause of offshore drowning. I also want the cast of the west wing hired by the government because I liked that show and it would be nice to hear a spearhead written by rob Lowe, read by a kitten with a crown about the wAr against the sea and Gaul.

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