The people are sick of all this fighting, and the only solution is to name my cat emperor and invade Gaul for the glory of our new empire. I also wish to carry out the roman emperor Caligula's war against the sea because it is the leading cause of offshore drowning. I also want the cast of the west wing hired by the government because I liked that show and it would be nice to hear a spearhead written by rob Lowe, read by a kitten with a crown about the wAr against the sea and Gaul.



