I had my first Kinder Egg when I visited Canada not too long ago, and the second I bit into one, I knew that we American citizens were missing out. Theyre made out of the most delicious chocolate Ive ever tasted, and even come with a nifty little suprise inside!
Now I know that the FDA says you cant put non-food items inside food unless they have a function (take Popsicle sticks for example), but the FDA also allows fish to contain PARASITIC CYSTS!! In the case of fresh water Herring, the limit is 60 cysts per 100 fish. GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT!!!
So please America, make an exception for Kinder Eggs and this county will be a slightly better place. Children and adults alike will have the chance the experience magical chocolate, and everyone will just be generally happier!