Don't Stop Believing is a Journey hit that has been sadly demerited by sheer celebrity. Nightlife establishments must endure the track nightly - often twice on weekends. The hit is screeched by karaokers, who deem it an "epic jam" but fail to realize its standing as a safety song. This pattern has marred a national treasure and may be contributing to health hazards.
Mandate the introduction of better Journey songs on jukeboxes manufactured in the USA. Namely, introduce the hit "Separate Ways." The darker tone and smashing riffs really kill it.
Separate Ways is truly epic, left pristine in its natural state. To preserve its beauty, and the beauty of countless other jukebox hits, we further insist that a Deputy Jukebox Hero and Oversight Committee be selected by the forthcoming President.