We believe that Apple should add a pouty face emoji to their emoji keyboard. In recent times, they have added countless emojis that are useless and that no one really needs. While doing these frivolous actions, they have neglected to address glaring holes in their repertoire. The most glaring of these holes is the lack of an emoji to portray general poutyness. There are multiple that claim to be pouty, but none of them truly are. This is obviously a matter of national security, as people are bound to quickly shift from pouty, to frustrated, to violently angry. All of this anger is sure to incite a riot sooner rather than later. Barack Obama, in order to protect your citizens from violent texters, it is imperative that you address this issue immediately. Thank you kindly.
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