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Urge ice cream makers to remove the vanilla from the Chocolate, Strawberry, Vanilla, variety. Nobody likes vanilla.

Created by Z.H. on February 09, 2013

I mean really, have you ever opened up a carton of chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, ice cream only to find that the only flavor left is vanilla? Of course you have, and it never fails to disappoint. The solution is simple: take out vanilla. It would help the economy because people would buy more once they see how 1/3 of the carton will no longer go to waste. With the increased ice cream sales, our economy could recover within 10 years. This plan is fool proof. Go home vanilla. Nobody likes you.

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