'We The People' demand freedom! FREEDOM from the oppressive, government mandated, so called "safe" meat temperature guidelines. FREEDOM from the cold tyranny of your meat laws. FREEDOM to experience our food in a bold new way; Pocket-Warm.
So, what is Pocket-Warm anyhow? Pretend you put a loose piece of steak in your pocket in the morning. You go to work, or just make some sweet GIFs at the local Internet café all day. At home, you pull out that lint-cured beauty, bite down hard, and delight in the fact the meat's temperature is identical to your own body's temperature. Wouldn't it be nice for just once to eat a piece of meat in your hands and not realize where the food stopped and your body began? I sure think so.
Ball’s in your court Obama, just make sure you send it back pocket warm