use brute force if necessary to make sure the next Batman is played by the only man deserving of it, Steve Buscemi.

Batman is an American icon and, as such, the character deserves to be played by an American actor of equal esteem; an actor pure of heart and of the soundest mind; an actor with masculine facial features and the physique of Adonis; an actor who can make this film a blockbuster and same our nation from economic decline and really inspire our youth to straighten up and fly right. Only with the help of at least 100,000 friends, a little government intrusion and whole lot of patriotism can we make this happen, but I have faith that we can. We need to do this for Steve, we need to do it for ourselves and, most importantly, we need to do it for America! Please help.