Since it appears a unilateral and unconstitutional assault on Syria is unavoidable, I am asking you, Mr.Obama, to put the best heads of our great Armed Forces together to create a tactical Sharknado, as featured in the SciFy documentary "Sharknado."
This way we wouldn't have to risk the lives of our brave men and women in the Armed Forces to go and die for another needless war. We wouldn't have to endanger the entire Middle East with a region-wide war that could destroy all progress made in terms of both diplomatic and economic relations with countries in the region.
And Mr. President, if you feel this idea is absurd or foolish, then I must ask you; is it more absurd or foolish than starting a war with Syria?