Whereas the apostrophe should be used only to indicate omitted letters and the possessive forms of nouns and pronouns, but not to indicate the plural; and as the manager of the dessert case within the AJ's Fine Foods (the apostrophe is correct here, as the fine foods are presumably possessed by AJ) at the corner of Camelback and Central in Phoenix is unaware of said proper uses; and as any relaxation of standards in apostrophe use lends aid & comfort to the enemies of America's grammar; the administration should, as part of its weekly Terror Tuesday (registered trademark?) briefings destroy the AJ's, or at least its dessert case using unmanned drones.
Improper apostrophes delenda est.



