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Use Drones to Identify, Locate, And Capture Sasquatch

Created by C.N. on March 25, 2013

Given Congress' extension of presidential authority to utilize unmanned aerial drones for surveillance within the United States, we ask that the president order extensive searches of the American Northwest to identify, locate, and capture the creature commonly known as Sasquatch.

The benefits of capturing a Sasquatch would range from harnessing the untapped scientific knowledge gained from this magnificent creature to the almost certain release of films portraying its capture (Zero Dark Thirty style). This mission would also allow our brave drone operators the extensive training in forested environments that they will need when insane preppers decide to secede from the Union.

Please also sign a Presidential Order mandating that Zach Galifianakis must be in any resulting Sasquatch film.

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