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Use exec. order to eliminate every baseball stat. except TWTW, The Will To Win, determined by Sec. Ken "Hawk" Harrelson.

Created by B.F. on September 02, 2013

Baseball is full of confusing stats, like ERA and BA and WHIP. Now some heinie birds have added a bunch of new mumbo jumbo that the average fan doesn't get.

We, the undersigned, propose the use of the only stat necessary...The Will To Win.

Yes, this is somewhat subjective. OK, it's completely subjective. That's why a new cabinet-level position must also be added. Secretary of TWTW.

We propose only one man can fill that spot: Ken "Hawk" Harrelson.

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