USE AN EXECUTIVE ORDER TO FORCE THE OAKLAND A'S TO CALL UP PAT VENDITTE TO SAVE THE A'S BULLPEN FROM THEIR UTTER DEMISE.

Pat Venditte has been awesome in triple-A Nashville. Meanwhile, the Oakland Athletics bullpen has been absolute shit. A chance is needed. Thus, WE THE PEOPLE feel the need -- nay-- the responsibility to force the hand of Billy Beane and call up this switch pitcher and save the Oakland Athletics bullpen and season.