We petition the Obama Administration to deploy Special Forces to strip Matthew McConaughey of his Oscar and award it to Leonardo DiCaprio who was wrongly robbed of it. We believe that Leonardo DiCaprio is a national treasure, and cultural icon. He represents the people, and the people feel robbed. As a leader of the People, we believe that Mr.Obama would be right to help correct the injustices committed towards Mr. DiCaprio. We would also accept a presidential medal, and a fistbump if it were delivered on camera to Mr. DiCaprio. Please help us defend the bastion of liberty that is Mr. DiCaprio.
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