Despite spending in excess of 5 years in Manhattan, the most densely populated college town in the world, Shahab Mortezaei has not had intercourse with a female in many years. Moreover, most medical experts believe that his virginity has actually grown back. Dr. Mortezaei expresses overt signs of homosexuality, that are thought to contribute to his lack of success with the opposite gender. Numerous attempts to encourage Dr. Mortezaei to interact with the female population have only served to encourage his homosexual behavior. We request that the power of the executive branch be used to force a female, any female, to have sex with Shahab.
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