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Use the reserves of illegal ivory to make one giant statue of an elephant sodomizing a poacher.

Created by T.L. on November 10, 2013

Instruct the US Fish and Wildlife Service to NOT destroy the reserves of illegal ivory. Instead, commission an artist to create a gigantic statue of a bull elephant sodomizing a poacher with ALL of that ivory.

A huge statue.

Never sell this statue. You'll effectively make the ivory unusable, yet preserve the glory of these majestic beasts.

OK, if sodomizing is a bit too much, then how about a heard trampling poachers? Anything where the elephant gets the upper hand.

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