Use the resources of the federal government to bail out Pepsi Co. This is the only way bring back Crystal Pepsi!

For too long, the American people have been deprived of the clear cola Crystal Pepsi. If we used the seemingly unlimited financial resources of our government, we can buy a controlling interest in Pepsi Co in order to force the board of directors to bring back Crystal Pepsi. Since no corporation in the USA listens to their customers anymore, I believe we must all come together and use the government by the people to make the corporations do what we want. As long as what we want is Crystal Pepsi. Join together America, let's take our clear cola back!