Use the secret government technology hidden behind the walls of the White House to make Homestuck real.

I have been a loyal reader of Homestuck, written by Andrew Hussie, since its debut in 2009, and I implore the Obama administration to use its secret hidden alien technology to move the characters of Homestuck to this plane of existence. The characters could be a large benefit to our education, and provide countless entertainment for Americans. I believe that Homestuck could make America a better place.