Use tax dollars to round up and force all tea-baggers, especially 'Les, to sniff Rush Limbaughs butt while banning guns.

As part of operation "Fart and furious" we the people demand that a huge portion of our tax dollars be used to forcibly trade twinkies for guns. But only for tea-party members, especially 'Les.

We also wish that Obama would outlaw fact checking, and instill a tax on "facts".