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Use the US Government's weather control satellites to skip Spring and Summer and proceed directly to Fall

Created by R.J. on February 21, 2016

For too long have the humble citizens of the United States of America suffered under the tyrannical rule of Pollen, Swamp Crack, Sweat, and Heat Waves. Spring and Summer have been scientifically proven to be the worst seasons out of the four. With our agricultural technology advances, we no longer require the actual spring and summer growing seasons to grow our crops, and can reproduce them in closed environments. The effect of spring and summer on fashion and the industry is undeniable and wholly oppressive. Let's be honest here, Obama. We see the chemtrails you spread in the sky every day. We know the US possesses advanced weather control technology. Use it for the good of the American people and abolish the tyranny of Spring and Summer forever!

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