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Use your executive order to force Michael Moore to enter a weight reduction program to get his obesity under control.

Created by A.P. on February 16, 2013

Use your executive order to force Michael Moore to enter a weight reduction program such as Jenny Craig, Nutrisystem or Weight Watchers. His morbid obesity is way more dangerous than any assault weapon. If successful, Mr. Moore could possibly drop several hat sizes in the process. I am also suggesting that he could satisfy his much needed craving for publicity by becoming Michelle's newest poster boy for good health. We are all rooting for you Michael and wish you only the best! You can do this!

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