Charge the United States Air Force or such agencies of the Defense Department as you see fit to
Utilize existing unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) assets and personal to
Find the 30,244 [1] dipsticks who signed the petition to 'outlaw offending prophets of major religions' and
Bitch-slap them into next Sunday.
[1] As of 2012-10-16 9:30 p.m. central