In direct response to sheriff Joe Arpaio's documented offenses to the state of Arizona, we the people hereby have proceeded to take necessary action in thwarting any future dastardly deeds that said sheriff may or may not be concocting within his laboratory - or, as he has aptly named it, the Cavern of Infinite Solitude.
Under code -347 Ender zone 9 of the Tax Reductionary Act, it stipulates the allowance of constantly engaged public monitoring of:
- Any and all uses of the much maligned Necronomicon, particularly in the event that said use shall trigger an eventful cataclysm for any one minority. Arpaio has been adamant and unwavering in his continued dedication to eradicating the peaceful fruit bats of South America.