We the American People agree that we should not call ISIS, ISIS or ISIL for that matter. The President himself said it best ,"ISIL is not 'Islamic.' No religion condones the killing of innocents, and the vast majority of ISIL's victims have been Muslim. And ISIL is certainly not a state."The European theatre is calling them DAESH. We submit that we change this acronym to DOOSH. We would suggest that "ISIS" should be called Douche, however that would be offensive to real douschebags and we dont want to get sued. From here on out, the media, the headlines should refer to "ISIS" as DOOSH, DOOSH ranks up there with pond scum, but we have to be realistic. DOOSH is much lower than pond scum. Anyone who will kill, rape and enslave women and children don't even make it above cockroaches.



