We demand the immediate trade of Justin Bieber for Kenneth Bae to serve in his stead as a prisoner in North Korea.

We the people demand that we immediately trade Justin Bieber for Kenneth Bae, which will release an innocent man and deport a short, but dangerous child who's been accused of felonies in multiple countries and will likely kill a baby while drunk-driving if we do not immediately make this trade. Through extensive polling, we've discovered that 96% of Americans support the immediate trade, including 99% of young mothers who think Bieber might kill their babies while drunk-driving. This petition may be supported by Mothers Against Drunk Driving, the United Auto Workers, and other relevant unions. It is well documented that Kim Jong-Un will release Bae, but only in return for Bieber. We the people would like to see democracy in action and demand for the immediate trade. Let's save our babies