People can no longer say the Pledge of Allegiance to the United States without lying.
Current:
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
Truth:
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the divided states of America, and to the large banks and media for which it stands, divided nation, under no god, broken, with oppressive restrictions imposed by authority on one's way of life, behavior, or political views for all.