Seriously. How has this not happened yet? Haven't we abided and defended this record's glaring failure long enough? We don't even have to discuss Lars' weak fills or the terrible drum tone. It was the 80s. Just turn Newsted up and all else is forgiven. Come on. This should be, like, the heaviest record EVER. Not the scooped, clicky, emaciated mess that it is. It's time we take a stand. Obama, you seem alright. Can you please do something about this? Let there finally be justice for all. Mr. President, nudge that fader a little.
Good day, and "YEAH!" to you.



