Lebron James, current unrestricted free agent and small forward for the Miami Heat has until July 12, 11:59 AM EST to make his decision or he will be forced to spend the rest of his life playing for the Monstars of Moron Mountain under the ownership of Mr. Swackhammer.
If Lebron James refuses to make a decision by this deadline, Lebron James will be transformed into a menacing, monsterized cartoon caricature of himself trapped in a fictional world forced to a life of losing to the Looney Tunes and Bugs Bunny in quirky, hi-jinks filled basketball games for the rest of eternity.