We know Barack has the groove because we've seen him dance with Ellen. We know he's got the style because we've seen him slow jam with Jimmy Fallon. His entrance song is "All I Do Is Win." We know he's got the voice because we've heard that man sing. Why, then, our leader continues to flaunt his powers while still refusing to apply them, to deny to the American people the fire presidential tracks they so fervently desire and so clearly deserve, is a mystery. Further, it's a disrespect and an outrage, and every day his album doesn't drop it's an injustice anew. We just want to hear Obama lay down a dank beat, and spit some sick rhymes about smokin herb, combating foreign dictators, and growing up on the streets of Kenya. We know he can, we only ask that he do. Get Dr. Dre to produce it



