We the People of the United States of America, demand President Barack Obama to take a little time off and eat pie with tea. It doesn't have to be tea, just anything. But, we do prefer the President to eat pie, if he doesn't like pie, he sufffers! The worse the better! Athough impromtu for this petition, individuals of this country have decided for the President to take just a little time off. My rebescul condolences and sincere apologies. Oh, and we would all want Twinkies from the Hostess factory before it closes. We all want Twinkies on our front door! It will help the homeless! FREE TWINKIES! PIE!! PIE!! EAT!! EAT!! LET US HAVE TWINKIES! WE WANT TWINKIES PARACHUTING FROM AIRPLANES! I WANT A TWINKIES TO FALL OUT OF THE SKY AND HIT MY BABY ON THE HEAD! I WANT TO BLEED OUT WHIP CREAM!!
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