We the people want British Citizen Jeremy Clarkson imported to the USA. Piers Morgan supports this idea among countless other celebrity's. He may accept or decline the offer. If he accepts he will be given the complementary Desert Eagle, Mosin Nagant rifle, supplied by the creator of this petition.
In return the British shall get all 380 chests that we owe to the British, delivered to London supplied by the creator of this petition.
The creator of this petition will also pay for first class airfare.