Many courses of action taken by Mrs Clinton have displayed her as utterly alien to human kind. Her feasting on the soul of Bill seems unable to sustain her sufficiently, and it appears the cricket she consumes are not adequate supplements. We the people would be happy to fund a new heat lamp, and perhaps some juicey meal worms to tame her appetite for power.
It's important however that she remove her mask and human suit so we may accurately identify her particular breed of reptile, so we may establish a proper diet, and meet her proper environmental needs.



