We the people of the United States of Murica demand to know whether or not President Obama and his Administration are fatty hoarding much amounts of swag bears. Swag bears are difficult to obtain and we do not believe that the Obama Administration should be allowed to collect, harbor, and hide that manys swag bears. A brief measurement table regarding the swag bear:
Drop something and catch it in mid-air - 1 swag bear
Obtaining the big corner stall in a public restroom - 2 swag bear
Learning how to juggle, like 6 things at a time (it's cooler if it's like a cup of liquid with no lid) - OVER 9000 SWAG BEARS
My sources claim that the Obama Administration has probably at least maybe 8000,0093,39 swag bears. Who needs all that swag?
It's time for the swag bears to be given to the public!