We petition the President of the United States, Barack H. Obama, to challenge the North Korean Leader, Kim Jong Un, to a game of one-on-one basketball.
In light of the recent North Korean provocations, it is clear that orthodox diplomacy has not proved effective. A new approach must be considered.
Kim Jong Un has a love of basketball, and a challenge by the President of the USA would be so ridiculous that Kim Jong Un almost could not refuse.
The challenge, if ignored, would still function as an appropriate response to the recent North Korean aggressions - highlighting the immaturity of Kim's actions.
If accepted, it would provide an opportunity for the President to put Mr. Kim in his place, and possibly resolve the North Korean crisis.