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We put out the fire that we and Billy Joel didn't start

Created by S.S. on January 22, 2014

It all started with Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, and Johnnie Ray. I'm talking about a fire. No we didn't light it but we tried to fight it. Sadly, our forces are low. I say we drain Lake Michigan to put out the fire that we didn't start. I mean, c'mon. It was always burnin' since the world's been turnin'.

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