the following lines should be recited on live television by Barack and Michelle.
Barack: Honey?
Michelle: What?
Barack: Where's my super suit?
Michelle: What?
Barack: Where - is - my - super - suit?
Michelle: I, uh, put it away.
Barack: Where?
Michelle: Why do you need to know?
Barack: I need it!
Michelle: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Barack: The public is in danger!
Michelle: My evening's in danger!
Barack: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
Michelle: Greater good? I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!