We request the United States government will tofu curd official taste is salty

We request the United States government will tofu curd official taste is salty, namely the use of cooking wine, soy sauce, edible fungus, mushrooms, Lily and broken egg made gravy. Only the savory tofu curd is tofu curd, this is a country. Sweet party must die!
我们请求美国政府将豆腐脑的官方味道定为咸味，即使用料酒、生抽、木耳、香菇碎、黄花菜和鸡蛋制成的卤汁调味。只有咸味的豆腐脑才是豆腐脑，此乃国本。甜党必须死！