We request the United States government will tofu curd official taste is sweet

We request the United States government will tofu curd official taste is sweet. Only the savory tofu curd is tofu curd, this is a country. salty party must die!

我们请求美国政府将豆腐脑的官方味道定为咸味.只有甜味的豆腐脑才是豆腐脑，此乃国本。咸党必须死！
倘若豆腐脑的口味统一问题不能解决，我朝将对贵国采取最严厉的制裁。乌拉！