We respectfully request the president cease from being an out of touch, self-aggrandizing, pompous, arrogant tyrant.

Where as the president has acted in the manner of a third world, despotic potentate and where as the president disregards the United States Constitution, human rights, civility, common sense and appears to be completely out of touch with the American people as well as the nature of his office then let it be known that we the undersigned petition this president to cease being a third-world despot. We remind the president that we have a constitution and that it is the supreme law of the land, not he. We remind the president that he has duties and obligations in the executive branch of government and that he is NOT Tiger Woods. We advise the president to respect our Bill of Rights, stop abusing executive orders, try not to kick off anymore wars, learn responsibility and stop blaming others.